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National Lampoon's Tin Pan Vacation - Part 2

Editor's Note: This is Part 2 in a two-part blog entry chronicling the dysfunctional family adventures of my family's most recent vacation. Part One - Tin Pan South - can be found HERE.


I awoke Sunday morning on the couch at my sister and Blake's place with a screaming hangover and a cold fried egg sandwich thrust in my face, the words "we're leaving in 10 minutes if you want to come with us" playing the part of fingernails to my pounding head's chalkboard. When I opened my eyes, Bubba's panting tongue was less than 6 inches from my face as he sat there half-expecting me to just hand him my breakfast. Little did I know that this would be the high-point for me on this day.

I stumbed out of the house just as Blake was pulling into the driveway. Having been back in Guelph for his Grandfather's funeral, there was no way he would be able to join us in Florida because he couldn't afford to miss any more time at work. There was little doubting that it wouldn't be the same without him, but we assured him we'd see him on our way back through Nashville the following Saturday. We gave him a big hug goodbye and set out for the 14-hour drive to Cape Coral, FL.

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Not much to tell about the drive other than the fact that it was excessively long and that in the state of Georgia, there are more "massage parlours" for truckers than I ever imagined possible. And not that I would ever question the legitimacy of these highly reputable institutions, but if you're going for a legitimate massage, does it matter whether or not that particular medicare-endorsed facility has "AMERICAN GIRLS-LATINO GIRLS-ASIAN GIRLS!!!"? I'm just saying.

To tell you the truth, I don't even know where I took over driving. The entire day is kind of a blur. That's what a night spent throwing back Velvet Elvis's will do to you. All I know is that my parents were following behind us in the VW, and I was about 85% certain that they would be getting a divorce as soon as the vacation ended. We took 20 minute detour in search of a Starbucks (I am officially a coffee snob - I now know that for a fact), and instead had to settle for a Dunkin' Donuts, which more than sufficed.

Again, the details of this particular drive are clouded in a DT infused haze, but I'm pretty sure that as soon as I took the wheel, the rest of the passengers in the Cadillac of Minivans began drinking heavily. A bottle of Grey Goose was prominently involved, as were some coolers and Diet Buds. At one point, while stuck in an inexplicable midnight traffic jam on a lonely stretch of Florida highway, the need for a "rest room" arose in a hurry, prompting a poor man's makeshift two-girls-one-cup reenactment in the back seat of the van. Believe me when I say that this was not the high point of my life.

In any event, we eventually pulled into Cape Coral around 2:00 am. Ronnie had rented a beautiful house backing onto a fantastic lagoon in a gated community, and we were miraculously allowed inside the gates of said community. After the hellacious 14-hour drive, we had finally arrived. There was nothing I wanted more than to crack an ice cold beer in our beautiful vacation property, to be engulfed in all of the comforts of home, and to then go to sleep in my very own bed...

But when we pulled up to the house, something was awry. To begin with, there was a van in the driveway with Ontario plates... Maybe just to scare off any potential intruders, we told ourselves; you know, with the bad economy and all... But when Ronnie went to find the key in the agreed upon hiding place, there was no key to be found. So the logical means to handle such a situation, obviously, was to begin pounding on the door so as to find out exactly what the fuck was going on... Did I mention that it was 2 o'clock in the morning, that we had been driving for 14 hours, and that we were in a gated community?

When the poor people occupying their/our house refused to answer the door, Ronnie began calling the home phone, resulting in what one can only assume was one of the 10 most awkward conversations of all-time, recreated in a fictional account here for your enjoyment:

Squatters: "Ummm... What the fuck?"
Ronnie: "Yeah... Ahhhh.... We're like... right outside the house right now?"
Squatters: "No shit. My kids are screaming right now becuase they're terrified of the crazy dysfunctional family on the front lawn. What the fuck do you want?"
Ronnie: "I think we're supposed to be staying here this week..."
Squatters: "Well, we're leaving at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning... Why don't you try coming back after the maid leaves at noon..."
Ronnie: "Ummm.... Ohhhhh-Kaaayyyy... I guess I'll get things straightened out with the owner..."
Squatters: "Do whatever the hell you want... The police are on their way..."


And so it went. The next thing we knew, we were exiting the gated community with a cop car riding my bumper, in search of the appropriate play. My parents were less than thrilled. As we drove through the deserted Florida night past endless Walmart, Target, and Publix parking lots, my dad eventually pulled up beside us and announced that he and my mom were, under no circumstances, paying for a hotel. Instead, they would be pulling into one of the deserted parking lots and spending the night in the car. Again, how this family vacation did not end in my parents' getting a divorce is beyond explanation.

Ronnie somehow convinced them that sleeping in the car was not the best course of action, and they eventually followed us to the Days Inn where Ronnie was gracious enough to pay for the rooms. As my dad elucidates in the following video, if forced to describe the situation in two words, he would have to go with: FUCK UP.





Poor Ronnie. He just wanted for us all to enjoy some good old fashioned Griswold-style family fun, and it wound up resulting in one of the all-time clusterfucks, proving once again the old adage that no good deed goes un-punished.

But I have to say, no family deals with adversity quite like my family. Where others might turn on one another, we simply turn to the bottle. And instead of bitching and moaning about the fact that some of us had to share a bed with my vader-machine-sporting and three-quarters naked father (I was also three-quarters naked, for the record; and you could have landed a 747 in the space between us on that double bed), we just laughed hysterically about the fact that it wouldn't be a family vacation without some kind of boderline-foreseeable disaster. The Fort Myers Days Inn is clearly a locale that will go down in family lore along with such distinguished vacation hot spots as Lincoln Park, Michigan, and Birdsnest, Virginia.


We awoke in the blazing heat of a South Florida Monday morning and proceeded to hit up the local Denny's like a poor man's Phillip Banks. It was probaby one of the 5 dirtiest restaurants I've ever been in, but what do you really want for $4 a pop? After breakfast, we loaded up on groceries at the local Publix (wine, vodka, tequilla, Diet Buds, Yeungling... and some food as well) and then attempted, for the second time in 12 hours, to garner access to our vacation rental. No problems whatsoever this time... Funny the difference in reception you'll get arriving somewhere at 2:00 am as opposed to 2:00 pm...

But I have to say that the place was well worth the wait. A fantastic house with beds for everyone except me (Lisa and I were the only ones sans date, and the twin beds in the "Unicorn Room" just weren't working for us - I think it may have had something to do with my propensity for snoring like a locomotive after a night of throwing back cans of Yeungling); a ridiculously glorious screened in pool; and a backyard overlooking a wildlife-filled lagoon. It really was the perfect homebase for a week's worth of dysfunctional family fun... Which we proceeded to take advantage of with gusto.

The first few days were spent pleasuring... errr... pleasing ourselves. Ronnie and Little Buddy went fishing, the girls went on shopping expeditions, my dad stayed home and complained... It was what each and everyone of us had envisioned when we signed up three months earlier. I was actually working for the week, which meant that I was essentially tethered to the place for four days, but believe me when I say that I wasn't complaining. If I could work poolside every day in nothing but trunks and a Bosh jersey, cranking the tunes in the sunshine all day and partaking in happy hour at four o'clock every afternoon, there'd be no need for weekends. It really was the Life of Reilly.

Our evenings went a long way in substantiating a suspicion I've long had: that my family, when we get together, essentially revert to a state of functioning alcoholism. Seriously. Every single afternoon, it was an endless stream of Diet Buds, Margaritas, Red Wine, good bourbon inexplicably mixed with Diet Dr. Pepper... We'd eventually find time to eat something, and then we'd stumble down the street to the local Starbucks for a second wind. As darkness set, we'd usually slip into some kind of a family (drinking) game. One night it was Euchre. The next it was 1980s Trivial Pursuit. The girls put together a little cheerleading routine one night and Little Buddy taught the toddlers next door how to say the work "FUCK" in a variety of different contexts. There was even a riff on charades one night (with my dad thowing out obscure movie titles from the 1940s as a means of stumping us), something that I'd never seen my family partake in. Eventually, people would start to fade off, I'd make a couple of ill-advised drunken phone calls, and then I'd wind up passing out on the couch only to be awoken a few hours later to my dad and Little Buddy watching John Wayne movies at full volume at 7 in the morning.

And so the days and nights passed... Until Wednesday. On this particular day, with most of the family long gone, Lisa, my dad and I (well, Lisa mostly) decided we would spend the better part of the afternoon doing a shot every half-hour. 3:30 was Tequila. 4:00 was Bourbon. 4:30 was straight Vodka... You get the idea. By the time the rest of the family returned, we were three-quarters in the bag. How Ronnie and I managed to make dinner that night is beyond me, but I believe it's more a testament to how foolproof BBQing hamburgers is than any indicator of our culinary proficiency. And if there were ever any doubt as to how drunk the two chefs on this night actually were, at one point we found ourselves in the bathroom completing the killer-crossover like a couple of 7-year olds at summer camp while the burgers were grilling... Sorry family.

So it should come as little surprise, then, that by about 10:30 that night, the entire household was completely green. Some were passed out on the couch. Others were watching YouTube clips on their laptops in their respective rooms... It was a pretty sad sight to behold. It was at about that time that I decided to deal with a minor emergency by getting on the phone out front of the house. There I was pacing back and forth, talking away, not really paying attention to anything. I'd probably been out there for a solid half hour when a large and rather imposing figure came walking down the street. I had no idea that it was Blake until he was about 5 feet away from me.

Imagine running out of Grey Goose at an Italian wedding, and multiply that level of surprise by 1,000. In the words of Rob Goldenburg: I was shocked. I could barely muster anything beyond a cursory "what the fuck are YOU doing here?". Blake was giggling like a schoolgirl and he asked me to go inside to get Lisa, but not to tell anyone because he wanted to surprise her. Fair enough, I thought, and went into the palace of green to see if I could track down my sister. I don't even know how I managed to coerce her outside without raising suspicion. I just said that I needed to talk to her about something, she assumed it was girl trouble, so she followed me without thinking twice. We walked outside the house, and I assumed that Blake was on the other side of the garage. I said to Lisa, "Hey, do you know who's dog that is around the corner?" It was the best I could do under the circumstances. I she walked around the corner and I walked back into the house, not wanting to stand in the way of romance.

Inside the house, everyone was still completely greened out and in various states of recline. I was kind of half-giggling to myself, anticipating how the party vibes were about to pick up with the addition of Blaker. I had no idea just how much those vibes were about to change.

Two minutes later, Lisa walked into the house with tears in her eyes, and to no one in particular, announced: "Ummm... Blake is here... And I'm getting married..."


You cannot imagine the scene that unfolded. It is no secret that everyone in my family already thinks of Blake as being part of the family. You really couldn't ask for a better brother-in-law, and I'm not just saying that because he knows how to fix things that Ronnie and I can't, because he's a better hockey player than either of us will ever be, or because he routinely prompts Ronnie to drink himself beyond oblivion. He's just a great guy, and we all know how lucky we are to have him. Couple this with the fact that my sister's engagement officially took all of the pressure off of Ronnie and I (let's just say that my mom's grandmotherly biological clock is ticking...), and you could say that there was some minor jubilation in the air. We looked like a bunch of sunburned, unathletic white guys celebrating a World Series clinching dinger. My sister was crying. My mom was crying. We were pouring Blake drinks and shots and trying to wrap our head around how the fuck he managed to get down there without anyone knowing. And all the while, my dad was just sitting there smiling. He'd known all along. I have no idea how he kept this to himself. Good on ya, big guy.

(It turns out that Blake, wanting to ask my dad for his blessing in person, had been unable to do so because of his having to return to Guelph for his Grandfather's funeral. So as it turned out, he'd called the night before on the pretense that there was something wrong with the car. When he got my dad on the phone, he told him that he had a pretty important question to ask him... You get the idea. After they had discussed the issue - I'm assuming this took about 15 seconds - Blake said... "Alright... Well, I'll be there tomorrow at 10..." and my dad said "Great. See you then", and then hung up, as if Blake were stopping by to help chop some firewood or something. Pretty much standard procedure for Deeve.)

Anyway, as you might well imagine, Blake's arrival re-ignited the party, and we basically stayed up all night drinking, taking photos of Lisa's ring, and rehashing the story of exactly how Blaker was able to pull it all off. It turns out that after all of the secret details and unforseeable detours involved in getting to Cape Coral, he hadn't accounted for my staning out front of the house and talking on the phone for half an hour, meaning he'd spent that entire time hiding in a bush... Sorry about that.

It should be noted that while Blake was getting ridiculously drunk with Ronnie, Little Buddy and me, Lisa was updating her Facebook status and making a list of everyone she was dying to call first thing in the morning, highlighting once and for all the difference between guys and girls.


We spent most of Thursday hanging around the pool, but ventured out of the house to play a game of beach volleyball at the community center. As you might well expect, security stopped by to check in on us (I'm trying to decide whether it was the drinking of Keystone Lights in public or my climbing a Palm Tree to retrieve the ball that did it...). In continuing her hall of fame week, my sister absolutely dominated at beach volleyball. I have no idea how this happened. As if it weren't enough that she got the looks and the musical talent... I think I need counseling. Also, my dad made his beach volleyball debut on this afternoon. He could easily pass for an All-American.


We spent Good Friday like true Christians and hit up the IHOP for country fried Steak and Eggs, and then made our way to Fort Myers Beach. The beach itself was absolutely beautiful. Powder white sand, hot sunshine, warm water... It was also spring break... High School spring break. Let's just say that if I ever have a son, I will be bringing him to Fort Myers for his 15th birthday. It obviously would have been rude for us not to partake in the spring break fun, meaning that my mom hooked us up with some classy T-shirts which read: "SPRING BREAK 2009...WASTED!!!". Good times all around.


We figured we'd take it pretty easy Friday night, seeing as we had to be up early Saturday morning to drive back to Nashville. As you might well imagine, the first step in taking it easy on your last night is stopping in to the local liquor store on your way home from the beach and buying 36 beers and proceeding to drink a large percentage of those in the parking lot while Little Buddy and Jess were in buying steaks for dinner. We ate like kings that night, and managed to get the hot tub cranked to an obscene temperature, sitting around and drinking until the wee hours. It was the perfect end to a fantastic week, and just when it seemed like things were beginning to wind down, Little Buddy decided that he would put on a show for us. I think the following video pretty well speaks for itself. But in Cavan's defence, there were $5 on the line, so it's hard to blame him:






We went to bed sometime after 2:30 am, and my dad woke me up at 5:19 am. I wanted to kill myself. We packed up as best we could, and then piled into the van. As you might well imagine, Little Buddy was in fine form. It probably didn't help that he polished the remainder of that Jagermeister while the van was running in the driveway at 6:30 am, but to each their own. We loaded up on caffeine at the local Starbucks, and then hit the road for Nashville. Ronnie bet Little Buddy $60 that he couldn't shut up for 4 hours, leading to one of the most hilarious attempts at improvised sign language I have ever seen. Blake had piled into the car with my parents and had left about an hour earlier than us, and at one point we exchanged the following text messages:

Blake: Hey, what mile marker are you guys at?
Sean: Mile marker: HELL

It was a fairly accurate depiction. Eventually, the riff raff in the back fell asleep, and Lisa and I spent the next few hours listening to tunes and planning out her wedding. When we got back to Nashville, it was about 7:30 at night, we were beyond exhausted, hungover, and sick, and the entire group of us were essentially not speaking to one another.

Yep, I'd call it another perfect dysfunctional family vacation.


Thanks so much to Ronnie and TVB for making it happen, to my parents for keeping it together, to Blake and Lisa for allowing us to crash at their place in Nashvegas and for providing the highlight reel wedding proposal, and to Little Buddy and Jess for the laughs. Looking forward to doing it all again... Well, sometime soon...

81 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the greatest blog entry ever!!!!! And not just because of all the compliments - it's hilarious!!! I'm so glad I have such a great "journal entry" from one of the most important weeks in my life... thanks Sean.

Lisa :)

Anonymous said...

Great story.... I just read it aloud to TVB like she was a 7 year old child!

TVB wants you to know that it was the best National Lampoons vacation she has ever been on... it's also been her only one!

Ronnie

Anonymous said...

I think I'm the only person left in the world with a 1950's TV family. Your family gatherings sound like way more fun. Congrats to the happy couple.

M@

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