Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Coolest. Man. Alive.


Seriously.

Does any other person alive have the testicular fortitude to wear a SOX jacket (to say nothing of the blue jeans and Seinfeldesque sneakers) while throwing out the first pitch at the all-star game in St. Louis? Let alone The President? Just a phenomenal show of gumption.

I'd be willing to give 2-to-1 odds that if you were to go into that bag and find his wallet, it would be the one that says BAD MOTHER FUCKER.

(Well, right up to the point where he actually threw that nancy pitch... After which it undoubtedly would have said TRULY OUTRAGEOUS)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope he can spend more timing throwing out first pitches rather than trying to create another ineffective and wasteful "stimulus" package

Flats said...

Seanny...I never knew Jeb Bush was a dotcomrade.

Sean McCallum said...

You'd be shocked by the breadth and scope of my audience...

Anonymous said...

Can't we dislike both presidents? We essentially replaced the president with the worst foreign policy record with a president who is on pace to have the worst domestic policy record.

Sort of like making the choice of having someone shit on your or piss on you. Disliking one doesn't make you a fan of the other.