I won't lie to you: that first clip is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. I mean, is there any doubt that that confounded looking kid standing there holding the ball was born to play quarterback? The kid is like a 6 year old Peyton Manning, feeling the pressure of the pocket collapsing around him and instinctively moving out of harm's way without even having to think about it... only the exact opposite. He literally has no idea what's coming.
The fact that he immediately starts bawling sends this clip into the stratosphere.
As for the Offensive Line on that play: that's the worst blown assignment I've seen since Billy Bob got his cat scanned.
Speaking of Billy Bob... What the fuck?!?!
Thanks to Mike D for the clip.