Noel Gallagher Attacked

From The Toronto SUN:

If they weren’t looking back in anger they damn well should have been.

During British rockers Oasis' set at Virgin Festival last night on Toronto Island, a man jump onto the stage and attacked band members - leaving Noel Gallagher with a fractured rib.

The band was on top of their game Sunday evening, delivering (What’s The Story) Morning Glory, and the crowd was enjoying it. Everything seemed to be going swimmingly to close this year’s Virgin Festival on Island Park until one simian - apologies to apes reading this - decided he had enough of this concert normalcy. The fellow somehow ran from the back of the stage, dangerously pushed an unsuspecting Noel Gallagher from behind and knocked the guitarist to his knees. He then turned to approach Liam, who he missed, before being tackled by the band’s crew just in front of the monitors onstage.

Liam turned and, realizing what took place, tried to confront the fellow as he was led off. He appeared to kick the guy before all parties were no longer visible... (read more)


What the fuck? Is this real?

My cousin Little Buddy was at this show last night, and dollars to donuts says he was somehow involved.

Needless to say, Oasis won't be coming back to Toronto for awhile. Dave Bookman is officially on suicide watch.