Trainwreck

I personally believe that, sometimes when I drink too much, such as, this occasionally happens to me, and I believe in South Africa and everywhere such as in Iraq and the Asian countries this also happens when someone sprinkles a dash of rohypnol into my martini...

I honestly thought that the punch line was the fact that she responded to the question of why 1/5 of Americans couldn't locate the U.S. on a world map by proclaiming that it was because "some people out there in our nation don't have maps". That in itself was YouTube worthy. But what spiralled out of control in the ensuing twenty seconds was one of the most painful things in the world to have to watch. I think the kid from "Little Miss Sunshine" with her pole dancing routine would have had a better chance of dawning the tiara.

And how the hell did A.C. Slater manage to keep his cool in the midst of the most memorable unintentionally comedic moment since Broadway Joe tried to lay one on Suzy Kolber? Insider sources say he had his left hand in his pocket, pinching his nuts to keep from laughing. Handled like a true professional.

I think James Downey put it best when he said:

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."